Anonymous asked: whats it like to have sex wth a bandoman?

fuckyeahtanuki:

fuckyeahbangya:

It’s like having sex with a person.

You should try it some time.

Bandomen have particular traits uncommon in other human beings. Their dicks are microphones. Guitarists’ and bassists’ bodies have strings you pluck like a guitar to make them orgasm. You have to repeatedly hit drummers with sticks to make them cum (but oh their sense of rhythm!). Vocalists only cum if you stroke their egos constantly for at least five minutes without pause.

Oshare-kei bandomen cum glitter and dark VK bandomen’s cum is PURE BLACK DESPAIR. ZETSUBOUUUUUUU!

Also, all vocalists speak only in song lyrics during sex. It’s just a rule. They’re also only allowed to use their own song lyrics, so if they don’t write their own lyrics, they can communicate only through gestures. It’s very bizarre. I suspect wizardry.


Claire’s knee (1970)


Claire’s knee
(1970)

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fightingforanimals:

This is how many trophy hunters kill animals, sitting in a comfy chair hidden in a blind, shooting at animals from a safe distance using a rifle with a telescopic scope, as the animal eats from the bait they put out for them. Oh yes, they do also call this a sport. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, these are cowards behind guns who have absolutely no regard to the responsibility required behind such a weapon. These are not people feeding their families, curbing predatory populations or even defending themselves. These are people whose minds are entrenched in entertainment and blind to the compassion required to appreciate life that does not need to end with this violence, or the consequences to a family who just lost their father, mother, brother or sister all for a game and nothing more.

fightingforanimals:

This is how many trophy hunters kill animals, sitting in a comfy chair hidden in a blind, shooting at animals from a safe distance using a rifle with a telescopic scope, as the animal eats from the bait they put out for them. Oh yes, they do also call this a sport. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, these are cowards behind guns who have absolutely no regard to the responsibility required behind such a weapon. These are not people feeding their families, curbing predatory populations or even defending themselves. These are people whose minds are entrenched in entertainment and blind to the compassion required to appreciate life that does not need to end with this violence, or the consequences to a family who just lost their father, mother, brother or sister all for a game and nothing more.

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magnusatom:

The artists over at Pictoplasma academy are producing some pretty amazing stuff.

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11/∞ Random Gifsets: The Leader’s solution to a 4-year hiatus.

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